I have been thinking about honesty a lot lately, in part because people have been uncharacteristically (or characteristically, if I’m not being naive about it) dishonest with me, but mostly because I’ve been lying by omission pretty much constantly lately and I’m not sure how badly I feel about it. I have begun equating my personal life with functional alcoholism;… Continue reading On Honesty and Functional Dysfunction
Now that Facebook has started to post those “Year in Review” videos, does that mean I can start obsessing over my New Year’s Resolutions? Because I watched my FB reel and it was depressing as shit. By the way, and I feel like this shouldn’t have to be said, but unless you’re living life like… Continue reading 2016 In Review
I was on a conference call for work today with several Managers and a Vice President, when I loudly and proudly proclaimed my love for Pokemon Go (in my defence, I thought one of the managers had asked about it, but maybe I imagined it?). My little outburst was met with a chorus of silence before everyone moved on as if I hadn’t… Continue reading New Miranda In Da Houuuuuuuse!
Juuuuuuuuuuune Favourites! It’s been awhile since I’ve written one of these. Let me be your guide to (a bunch of crap you probably don’t care about on) The Internet. 7 Minutes in Heaven My very favourite thing that happened this month was me finding out that one of my most loved, formerly abandoned, YouTube series’, 7… Continue reading June Favourites
Guess who got her license?! THIS GIRL!!!! I could say that this success was the result of the months of driving practice I put in, but I’m pretty sure it was the 2 hours I spent before the exam frantically googling St. Christopher and where I could purchase one of his pendants to hang on… Continue reading Success! Embarrassment! Mortification! Victory!
My co-worker is talking about selling all of her worldly possessions and travelling around North American in a camper, and I’m over here like “WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!” What AM I doing with my life? I think it’s pretty obvious I’ve been in a bad place for awhile, but, I mean, I’m… Continue reading A Bunch of Complaints and a Quest for A More Adventurous Life
Lately, I’ve kind of been thinking about having another baby. Let me clarify that I don’t ACTUALLY want a baby, but I fantasize about snuggling a baby, naming a baby (Morley Ruth, if you’re interested, in keeping with our tradition of naming our kids after old ladies), giving my existing children a baby sister to… Continue reading I Might Have a Stroke, but Maybe It’s Worth It?