I cannot live through another moment like the shitshow that was my morning. We’ve been painting our kitchen, which is frustrating in itself (I literally cried myself to sleep Saturday night because I’d been taping and painting for 14 hours, without stopping to eat more than a doughnut, and I couldn’t see an end in… Continue reading Up is That Way!
Just before Christmas, I lost 10 lbs in 22 days. The fact that I was able to lose weight at all (and so quickly!) was, for me, impressive enough, but the fact that I’ve been able to keep it off for 2 months while eating like a total hog has been nothing short of a… Continue reading How I Lost 10 lbs Without Exercising, Calorie Counting or Losing My Mind
Let’s take a break from my neuroses today and talk about my feet. They are straight up nasty (I realize this sounds like another bit of neurosis, but it’s just a cold fact). When I was a kid, I swore I’d do everything in my power not to have cracked and calloused heels, or toenails… Continue reading Let’s Talk About My Feet
Now that Facebook has started to post those “Year in Review” videos, does that mean I can start obsessing over my New Year’s Resolutions? Because I watched my FB reel and it was depressing as shit. By the way, and I feel like this shouldn’t have to be said, but unless you’re living life like… Continue reading 2016 In Review
I was on a conference call for work today with several Managers and a Vice President, when I loudly and proudly proclaimed my love for Pokemon Go (in my defence, I thought one of the managers had asked about it, but maybe I imagined it?). My little outburst was met with a chorus of silence before everyone moved on as if I hadn’t… Continue reading New Miranda In Da Houuuuuuuse!
Guess who got her license?! THIS GIRL!!!! I could say that this success was the result of the months of driving practice I put in, but I’m pretty sure it was the 2 hours I spent before the exam frantically googling St. Christopher and where I could purchase one of his pendants to hang on… Continue reading Success! Embarrassment! Mortification! Victory!
My co-worker is talking about selling all of her worldly possessions and travelling around North American in a camper, and I’m over here like “WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!” What AM I doing with my life? I think it’s pretty obvious I’ve been in a bad place for awhile, but, I mean, I’m… Continue reading A Bunch of Complaints and a Quest for A More Adventurous Life