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How One Facebook Post Changed My Life

I’ve spent a good part of my adulthood wanting to start my life over again, fantasizing about how great everything would be now if only I had done something differently then. I can’t tell you how many hours/days/years I’ve dedicated to wishing I could go backward. I know with crystal clarity that I’d spend my… Continue reading How One Facebook Post Changed My Life

New Miranda (Self-Betterment Projects) · Uncategorized

To New Miranda or Not to New Miranda…

The cycle of my self-hatred is this: downward spiral into a depression that makes so me tired and irritable, I am either in bed, or thinking about how much I want to be in bed; then a small period of New Miranda time where I devise schemes to pull myself out of said depression and,… Continue reading To New Miranda or Not to New Miranda…

Kids and Parenting (The Mommy Blog Portion of This Shitshow I Call a Blog) · New Miranda (Self-Betterment Projects) · Uncategorized

Up is That Way!

I cannot live through another moment like the shitshow that was my morning. We’ve been painting our kitchen, which is frustrating in itself (I literally cried myself to sleep Saturday night because I’d been taping and painting for 14 hours, without stopping to eat more than a doughnut, and I couldn’t see an end in… Continue reading Up is That Way!

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How I Lost 10 lbs Without Exercising, Calorie Counting or Losing My Mind

Just before Christmas, I lost 10 lbs in 22 days. The fact that I was able to lose weight at all (and so quickly!) was, for me, impressive enough, but the fact that I’ve been able to keep it off for 2 months while eating like a total hog has been nothing short of a… Continue reading How I Lost 10 lbs Without Exercising, Calorie Counting or Losing My Mind

Awwwwwkward · New Miranda (Self-Betterment Projects)

New Miranda In Da Houuuuuuuse!

I was on a conference call for work today with several Managers and a Vice President, when I loudly and proudly proclaimed my love for Pokemon Go (in my defence, I thought one of the managers had asked about it, but maybe I imagined it?). My little outburst was met with a chorus of silence before everyone moved on as if I hadn’t… Continue reading New Miranda In Da Houuuuuuuse!