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How One Facebook Post Changed My Life

I’ve spent a good part of my adulthood wanting to start my life over again, fantasizing about how great everything would be now if only I had done something differently then. I can’t tell you how many hours/days/years I’ve dedicated to wishing I could go backward. I know with crystal clarity that I’d spend my… Continue reading How One Facebook Post Changed My Life

Kids and Parenting (The Mommy Blog Portion of This Shitshow I Call a Blog) · Parenting Tips · Uncategorized · Wedninterest Day (A Chronicle of My Pinterest Adventures)

A New Dinnertime Ritual & Wedninterestday Taco Stuffed Peppers

My oldest daughter takes after me in so many ways, if you put us side-by-side at 7 years old, you’d question who was who. That’s both a good and a bad thing because, in addition to inheriting positive qualities like my craftiness or soft spot for the underdog, she has also inherited my negativity. Like,… Continue reading A New Dinnertime Ritual & Wedninterestday Taco Stuffed Peppers

Monthly Favourites (Like the Beauty Vloggers Do, If Beauty Vloggers Mostly Talked About Internet Videos) · Uncategorized

Let’s Talk About YouTube

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I need to befriend a 13 year-old girl so I have someone to gossip about the Internet with. Like, is anyone following the Jaclyn Glenn/Social Repose break-up? Because none of my friends are, and the whole thing is KILLING ME.  I have so many feelings, guys,… Continue reading Let’s Talk About YouTube

New Miranda (Self-Betterment Projects) · Uncategorized

To New Miranda or Not to New Miranda…

The cycle of my self-hatred is this: downward spiral into a depression that makes so me tired and irritable, I am either in bed, or thinking about how much I want to be in bed; then a small period of New Miranda time where I devise schemes to pull myself out of said depression and,… Continue reading To New Miranda or Not to New Miranda…

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All of the Pleasures!

Why are Tootsie Rolls so damn good? And why, whhhhyyyyyy did I give all of mine away Halloween night?! Now I have a whole house full of candy, but my favourite one-ingredient-away-from-being-actual-plastic treat is gone and I’m forced to eat real chocolate bars. My life is so hard. Speaking of things that are hard: Blogtober.… Continue reading All of the Pleasures!

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Birthday Snapshot: Bean Sprout is 5!

I’ve been slacking on Bean Sprout’s “Birthday Interview” video, but I plan to do it tomorrow so I can get *her* answers to the following questions. In the meantime, here’s a snapshot of Lilo, through my eyes, on her 5th birthday. Nicknames: Lilo, Lilo Bilo, Lee Names of Her Imaginary Friends: Agleckla Eckie (who drives… Continue reading Birthday Snapshot: Bean Sprout is 5!